We're #1

Woo Hoo! St. Louis is #1!

Yep. We've been rated the most dangerous city in the United States.

In a mark of an extreme and ignorant attempt at spinning bad news, the spokeswoman for St. Louis Mayor Francis Slay...a woman named Kara Bowlin, tried to reassure St. Louisans by saying `the city actually has been getting safer over the last few years'. She tried to prove her point with a statistic that St. Louis crime is down 7 percent since last year.

Uh, earth to Kara. This is not good news. Not at all.