Monday, September 14, 2009

OPA Passes The Torch To Younger Woman

RIP. Gertrude Baines, former OPA {Oldest Person Alive}, has left the planet. According to her physician, Gertrude most likely suffered a heart attack but an autopsy will be conducted to confirm the cause of death. I always liked Gertrude. She said her hobbies were eating bacon and watching Jerry Springer. Good woman.

Seizing the OPA crown is Kama Chinen, 114, who lives in Japan.

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