Thursday, February 28, 2008

American Idol Results--4 Going Home Out Of Top 20

Here we are. Results night. The guys are getting the shaft tonight. On the merits of all the performances, three girls and one guy should be going home, but the rules say two guys and two girls go home each week until we have the single eliminations. Oh well.

Here are my predictions.
Bottom 3: Alexandrea Lushington, Kady Malloy, Amanda Overmyer
Bottom 3: Robbie Carrico, Danny Noriega, Jason Yeager

Unfortunate medley, then the highlights from the 10 Ten Guys’ performances. Finally, time to let the first dude loose. The lights are dimmed, the back row stands up. Michael is safe. Chikezie [Eze] is safe. Jason Castro is safe. Now it’s between two of my least favorites…Jason Yeager and Danny Noriega. Pregnant pause...Jason Yeager is headed back to the singing waiter job in Branson. That’s the good news. The bad news is Danny/Sanjaya is safe for another week.

Jason Yeager. Last week’s power ranking: #20. Jason brought up the rear last week. This week he tells us he plays piano, drums, and guitar. Still not interesting Jason. He doesn’t even play an interesting instrument like an oboe or a piccolo. Jason sings the Doobie Brothers “Without Love.” His dance moves are so cheesy I’m embarrassed to watch and yet, my eyes are drawn to the TV screen like a moth to a candle. The ending moves are really awful. Yes, this is a singing competition, but the dance moves did me in. Even the judges hate his performance. I think Jason’s going to cry, so now I feel sorry for him. (Even so, he's still going in my bottom 3).

The back row stands up--Kristy (Horse-loving blonde), Amanda, Alexandrea, Brooke (Sweet blonde) and Asia’h—one of them is going home. Again, it’s down to two of my bottom picks Alexandrea and Amanda. Alexandrea Lushington isn’t ready for prime time and she’s going home.

Alexandrea Lushington. Last week's power ranking: 15. Scary video of Alexandrea singing as a little kid. These precocious kids make me uncomfortable. She sings Chicago’s “If You Leave Me Now” and I think she seals her fate…she’s leaving this week…that’s my prediction.

Immediately after the break, the girls are back in the spotlight. Carly, Alaina (Carrie Underwood blonde), Ramiele, Syesha, and Kady (Impressions blonde) stand up. Syesha and Kady look terrified. Well, Syesha is safe. One of the blondes is going home. We all expected Kady (Impressions blonde) to be headed back home to find her own voice, but wait it’s Alaina Whitaker (Carrie Underwood blonde) who’s leaving. Wow! Both blondes are stunned. Make that three of us. But, Kady (Impressions blonde) is safe to try out a new voice next week.

Alaina Whitaker (Carrie Underwood blonde). Last week's power ranking: 8. Alaina is a little OCD about different foods on her plate touching each other. She comes out in a homecoming dress and sings “Hopelessly Devoted To You” by Olivia Newton-John. She was probably good enough to stay in the competition for another week. Paula and Simon remind us that Alaina is only 17. They give her advice she doesn’t understand.

[Skipping over the Idol gives back stuff…lots of big names: Brad Pitt, Miley Cyrus, Reese Witherspoon (Pick Flick), Snoop Dawg, Carrie Underwood and more…]

Guys need to give up one more. Oh look our Faux Rocker Robbie Carrico is wearing a bandana over his Faux Hair. Quickly, Faux Rocker/Faux Hair Robbie and Luke Menard are called center stage. Faux Rocker Robbie Carrico is headed back home.

Robbie Carrico. Last week’s power ranking: #13. Faux-rocker Robbie tells us he’s just being him and there are lots of types of rockers. We get to see him drag racing in a lime green car. He likes to smell the high octane fuel and burnt tires. Only a few bars into “Hot Blooded” and we’re treated to our first rocker cliché, yep it’s the old pick up the standing mic move. Robbie, this was your last chance with me. I hate this performance. Randy agrees with me…Robbie is faux, faux, faux. Paula defends him. Simon thinks Robbie's vocals were good.

So wrapping it up, I was 3 for 4 again. C+.

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